Trumped

Trump was not shot. Not even shot at.

He carried a small bag of blood in one hand. Waited for the signal -- his hired gun firing into the crowd.

Trump crushed the bag against his ear. Dived to the ground where he could hide the now empty blood bag.

Stood up,  Kept his ear, bloody but uninjured, well hidden while saluting the adoring crowd.

All hail Trump -- the wounded but still fighting hero.

You can bet that the gunman was surprised when he was shot conveniently dead by Trump's own security team.

See how easy it is to generate fake news.

... Nick Lethbridge, Churchlands

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