Pork Barrel Plus

I agree with Ron Elliot (Letters 10/3), the constant pork barrel bidding war is annoying and confusing.

I like to keep my bribes simple: whatever is offered by another candidate, I offer the same -- plus ten percent.

Just as well I'm not running against the Sex Party. My plus-ten-percent offer might not stand up to scrutiny.

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Dr Nick Lethbridge / Consulting Dexitroboper

...        Agamedes Consulting / Problems ? Solved

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All we can do is what we can do... Leonard Barrens in The Forever Watch

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To noone. Ever

It's just a little thing. It's what we say. Without thinking.

"No one wants what happened to Diana, Ms Tame or Ms Higgins to happen to them or the women they love." (Jenna Clarke, 3 March)

It should not happen to any woman. Nor to any man. Whether we love them or hate them or have never even heard of them.

It should not happen to anyone. Ever.

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Nick Lethbridge    /    Consulting Dexitroboper
Agamedes Consulting    /   Problems? Solved.
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We are here and it is now. After that, everything tends towards guesswork... Didactylos in Small Gods