Let me predict the result of a search for a Perth brand.
Nick Lethbridge / Consulting Dexitroboper
Agamedes Consulting / Problems? Solved.
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There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters... Boris Johnson
Every survey, every interview, every expert panel will praise Perth's openness. It's friendly locals, access to beautiful beaches and wide countryside. Peace, safety, parks and perfect weather will be praised.
A committee will be formed, to include Perth's richest and most influential powerbrokers. Plus a token environmental expert.
A report will be written. The report will recommend a concrete foreshore, similar to Melbourne. A gigantic monorail across Kings Park. Several new glass and steel hotels so that the tourists who love the indoor life will be tempted by an indoor holiday in Perth.
A market plan for Perth is a good idea, it's been tried vefore. Several times.
Please send my $360,000 consultancy fee by registered post.
Nick Lethbridge / Consulting Dexitroboper
Agamedes Consulting / Problems? Solved.
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There are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters... Boris Johnson
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