bikies can count

it's a tough life being a bikie.

according to an ex-bikie, it takes two bikies to count the day's takings. You know, the perfectly legitimate cash income from a day of selling small beer at school fetes and charity functions.

two bikies. not because not one of them can count to twenty thousand without cutting off someone else's fingers. it takes two because they can't trust counting done by just one.

then they seal the cash away so that it won't be pinched by another gang member.

i mean, it's so sad. if you can't trust the brothers in your own outlaw motorcycle gang, then who can you trust.

nowadays, crypto currency makes money laundering so much easier. though there are other problems.

when next you see the body of a bikie killed by another bikie, look for the patch of missing skin.

that's where the tattoo of the gang's crypto password has been cut from the body.

Nick Lethbridge    /    Consulting Dexitroboper
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