democratic action needed

dear Mr Burke,

i have decided to enter parliament. i calculate that two million dollars will buy a suitable seat. please arrange for the government to pay me this amount. i will then pay your ten percent lobby fee with a cheque made out to Cash

while in parliament i will continue to accept bribes in exchange for policy changes.

thank you in anticipation

... nick lethbridge, churchlands

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