KerrUnch

The West must be in panic mode.

For months there has been only one story of the FIFA women's cup: Sam Kerr.

One player. One team. With occasional mention of some other team that has been set against Sam and "us".

Now Sam Kerr is injured! Oh no :-(

Sports writers scrabble for a story. Describe the injury in detail. Guess about time to recover.

In journalists' pubs across the city: Does anyone know the names of any other teams? Players? Are there any foreign players with acceptable names and nationalities?

Will any of these foreign players talk to a journalist? I have my chequebook.

No more easy "local" stories.

Desperate times for lazy reporters.

Dr Nick Lethbridge / Consulting Dexitroboper

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In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. Also, there's lots of competition for handicapped parking. (Alfred E. Neuman)

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