Wednesday, 14 October 2009

WA Diners do not Tip

It seems that, "WA restaurant diners are among the worst tippers in Australia," according to "a national poll" (The West, Wed 14 Oct 09, page 13). Hmmm... this is "News". That's what it says at the top of the page, anyway.

Why should we tip a waiter?

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Rob Broadfield writes -- in a "comment" article with the "news" report -- that we should tip when, "a waiter has clearly gone out of their way..." What a load of old bollocks!

If I go to a "cheap" restaurant then I expect to have my order taken, my food delivered and dirty dishes cleared away. If I go to an "expensive" restaurant then I expect exactly the same. I also expect the food to be better quality. I also expect that the waiter will fawn all over me, smarming around, asking if sir has enjoyed the meal, pouring drinks as fast as I drink them. Yes, it's awful, it's just the price that the customer has to pay when eating at a "high-end" restaurant.

Please do not ask me to pay a tip -- on top of the expected high prices -- for the displeasure of having a waiter constantly hovering at the table and asking stupid questions.

When I want a "high-end" meal with "high-end" ambience I am happy to pay "high-end" prices. The restaurant owner has paid to ensure that the food and ambience are better than average. If the owner is happy to employ surly staff who provide poor service, well, that's their decision.

If I praise -- or complain about -- food, ambience or staff, that is between me and the owner. The owner may choose to take action, following my comments on food, ambience or staff; that is their decision. If I like the food, the ambience and the staff, I may dine there again. If I dislike the food, or the ambience or the staff then I may choose to not eat there again. The owner may -- or may not -- care.

Choice of good or bad staff... style of service offered by staff... are the responsibility of the restaurant owner.

If I am expected to bribe the waiter in order to get service -- please do not expect me to also pay the restaurant owner for the cost of staff.

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Hawkins' Breasts Bulge with Photoshop !

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Last week Paul Murray, in a fit of altruistic sarcasm, denied that The West uses the front page for teasers and advertising. Today (Wed 14 Oct 09) the front cover contains:

  • one serious story
  • one large photo and two sentences as a teaser -- sorry, lead in -- to a "Report, P3".
  • weather overview ("Details, P69")
  • small ad for an "8-page liftout inside"
  • very small ad for newspaper home delivery
  • another teaser headline
  • a larger ad "for our new liftout"...
... and it's that final ad which leads into the headline for this blog. After all, it's not just The West which can misuse headlines to grab your attention :-)

Have a look at the photo -- Jennifer Hawkins in a bikini top, for those who don't have the newspaper. The ad is for an "exclusive photo shoot" in the new style liftout.

Then turn to the style liftout. It has the same photo on the cover. Or does it?!

The front page "teaser" photo shows a distinct bulge to Jennifer's left breast. There is a shadow, to emphasise the size and shape. There is -- thanks to the strong shadow -- a hint of overhang... This is clearly a breast which is large enough to jut and hang....

None of which is visible on "the same" photo on the cover of the style liftout.

A tiny touch of extra shadow is all it takes. I use the words, "breasts bulge" in an attempt to catch your attention. The West uses a visual version of the same thing, to catch your attention. It works for The West.

I hope that it works for me...

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